This article on the “best gift ideas for Donald Trump” gathers eclectic products all inspired by Mr. Trump. A few of them are a bit tacky, some others a tad pricey, all of them more or less related to the new US President. Please enjoy and let us know your comments and suggestions.
Trump T-Shirt Inspired by Fairey’s Poster on Obama
Directly inspired by the famous poster on Obama (“Hope”) from the iconic street artist Shepard Fairey 2008. Absolutely brilliant! Great gift idea to remember Obama’s presidential campaign in 2008.
Trump Bullshit Protector
We tested earplugs which are much more efficient for this purpose, but we like the originality of this “Bullshit Protector” 🙂 It is clearly a good innovation and a funny gift idea.
Donald Trump Campaign Cap Hat
Donald Trump’s famous cap hat – a nice gift idea for every supporter of the new US President.
Donald Trump Socks
Socks (printed in the US) featuring Donald Trump. Ideal gift for every genuine fan of Mr Trump.
The Donald Trump Mask
This mask is incredibly realistic and will be a perfect gift idea for every Halloween party. You will be much more frightening with it than with any Chucky or Scream mask.
Naomi Klein’s Best-Seller
This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs. The Climate is a fascinating essay from Naomi Klein. Hopefully, Mr Trump will find the time to read it carefully to understand that climate change is not a joke and may eventually be deadly to thousands of specifies. This book is a monument from acclaimed author Naomi Klein and is a relevant gift ideas for every occasion.
T-Shirt for Trump’s Fans
This t-shit is really not flattering for Hillary Clinton… and stands among our best gift ideas for Donald Trump.
Nylon socks made in USA designed for every Trump supporter.
Another Trump Latex Mask
This mask looks exactly like the real Trump: orange skin, pinkish eyelids and lips.
So Far from God: The U.S. War With Mexico
Hopefully history will not repeat itself because of a bloody ludicrous wall.
Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder
Well, that’s a very peculiar pen holder (and a best-selling product on Amazon).
Donald Trump iPhone 6/6S/7 Plus Case
In case want to see Mr Trump every time you pick your iPhone. This case is definitely a serious contender among our best gift ideas for Donald Trump.
Politics for Dummies: #1 Of Our Best Gift Ideas For Donald Trump
A great gift idea for everyone willing to improve on politics, absolutely EVERYONE, including Mr Trump. Surely one of the best gift ideas for Donald Trump!
Montegrappa‘s Watches & Pen
These classy and tasteful pen and watch would be a sweet gift idea for Mr Trump’s new best friend, Vladimir Putin. Be careful guys, these toys are not exactly cheap:
The Skull watch, $85.7K:
The baroque pen, $85.5K:
HBO Veep Season 5
An Amazing series, funny as hell, actors are brilliant cracking jokes and putting themselves in disastrous situations – we thought these situations were pure fiction, until reality overcame fiction in Nov. 2016. We strongly recommend this fabulous HBO series.
The Hillary Nutcracker
Funny gift idea for people who like cracking nuts (literally or figuratively).
Garry Kasparov’s Book on Vladimir Putin
Winter Is Coming: Why Vladimir Putin and the Enemies of the Free World Must Be Stopped, by former chess world champion Garry Kasparov, does not just have a funny title (an allusion that every fan of Game of Thrones immediately noticed). It also reminds the ongoing “chess game” between western countries and Putin’s Russia. Let’s see how Donald Trump will interact with his new best buddy Vladimir Putin.
Cards Against Humanity
It one of our most favorite games: gross, cruelly funny, sarcastic, caustic, eccentric – well, AMAZING for every party. Now Cards Against Humanity seems to have become Mr Trump’s official dictionary. Hence, Cards Against Humanity easily rank among our best gift ideas for Donald Trump.
Little Treat for Your Girlfriend
In case you would like to treat your beloved girlfriend like Donald would please Melania, offer her a sweet gift idea for her birthday, like this very affordable white gold necklace covered in diamonds and sapphires. It only costs $125. Sorry, $125K (“K”, yes).
Russian Army Fur Hat
If, like Mr Trump, you are a fervent admirer of Vladimir Putin (or if, like him, you have possibly been approached by the KGB and you don’t want to mess with its agents), you may be tempted by this military Cossack ushanka made of real fake fur (and manufactured in Russia).
Fifty Shades of Grey: #2 Of Our Best Gift Ideas For Donald Trump
If you enjoy stories of billionaires who “grab them by the p***y”, this legendary trilogy is made for you.
Fifty Shades Trilogy – Book ($30):
Fifty Shades of Grey – DVD Blu-ray:
You are fascinated by the sexy orange skin of Donald Trump and absolutely want the same? In this case, this cosmetics is exactly what you need. Try this makeup and you will look just as
orange tanned as your presidential idol.
It’s the bachelor party of your best friend and you are looking for a kinky gift idea? You doubt to be able to hook him up with sublime top models (everyone is not Donald Trump)? Maybe this inflatable doll could do the job.
House of Cards
Iconic series about diabolic US president. Will reality become worse than fiction? This gift never disappoints!
Seasons 1 to 3:
The Origins of Totalitarianism by Hannah Arendt
A monument of political science that has rarely been so relevant.
Stephen Bannon’s DVDs
These documentaries are not Oscar material. But they were directed by Stephen Bannon, current Donald Trump’s Chief Strategist and part of the Principals Committee of the National Security Council. Previously, Bannon ran Trump’s presidential campaign and managed the far-right website Breitbart News.
Sarah Palin: The Undefeated:
District of Corruption:
Watches For Billionaires
Honestly, we have not tested these watches for you. These beauties are affordable gift ideas for your beloved Melania / Donald (some people like nicknames for their kinky games 💕)… if you are a Silicon Valley’s billionaire.
Rolex Day-Date “President” in yellow gold, $33.7K:
Rolex Daytona made of platinum and diamonds, $116.9K:
Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Tourbillon made of rose gold, $122K:
Blazing Blond Wig
Mr Trump would not be Mr Trump without his perfectly adjusted blond hair. This wig is an indispensable accessory to copy the legendary hair cut of your favorite President.